Complaining

My brother is getting married this week!

And do you know what?

I get to be in Pleasant Grove for almost 5 whole days.

I'm super happy because it's starting to suck up here.

Reasons:

1. I'm thinking that my roommate steals my clothes when I'm gone.

2. Also thinking that she had sex on my bed this weekend.

3. Alsoo thinking that she steals my favorite pomegranate chocolates from Costco.

4. Someone used the rest of my coconut coffee creamer that I use for pina coladas.

These people don't even drink coffee.

5. It's getting cold. And it's getting cold in PG too but at least I have a fire place there.

6. I don't have a fire place.

7. I miss my family and my boyfriend and Shalla.

The End.

Sail

This video has my roommates and I rollin'

Good Morning?

What would you say if you had gotten a text from me at 4:30 am that said

"So kinda chop cheese off just to fit into the oil. All just oil :)"

Well I didn't just make that up.

(I don't think anyone could make that nonsense up)

I actually sent those exact words to the boyfriend.

I would give myself funny looks but Jake said he still loved me.

And just so you guys can get a peek at what my dreams are like,

here is a poorly photoshopped picture for you.

I am quite impressed with my half asleep spelling abilities though.

Sleep talkling?

Psh. 

Sleep texting.

Heeee Hawwww

I watched all these Disney shorts as a kid.

In fact, I just watched them again and smiled all the way through.

Donald makes everything sound like a donkey and makes me laugh.

If I had to pick I'd probably go with Kingdom of Jazz.

They's the bee's knee's.

I always wanted a cork gun because of this.

It is on a VHS of course.

Is it dumb that I still love watching my video tapes?

Jake thinks I need to upgrade.

But I still browse the VHS section at DI and get excited when I find one of my childhood favorites.

Anyone else stuck in the past?

VHS? CD's? Scrunchies? That's So Raven? Game Boys? Overalls?

Please don't say overalls.

Also

Pick me!!

If I was that girl in the pink shirt I would act exactly the same way.

Liam Neeson....

Almost naked Liam Neeson...

I'm sweating.

NBD

So, apparently someone decided that today is

National Boyfriend Day.

OH  GOODIE!!
This means that I am going to post about my boyfriend!

This is the first picture that was ever taken of us.

This is the latest picture of us.

A few things I have learned over the past 15 months we have been together...

...I don't like my hair dyed blond.

...I can get really weird if I feel totally comfortable around you.

...If you're with a person for long enough, 

they won't care if you don't shave your legs for weeks at a time.

...Some guys don't ever, EVER wear shorts.

Jake is this guy.

...The saying "the way to get to a mans heart is through is stomach" may not be entirely true,

but everyone likes food so it doesn't hurt.

...Holding hands is one of life's simple pleasures.

...I am crazy for Jake.

So even though it's most likely a fake thing

(I saw someones tweet about it so that makes it totally legitimate)

here's a shout out for my ma boii.

P.S. Just realized that NBD commonly stands for No Big Deal.