Guys, help

I bought a rat.

I'm having the hardest time thinking of a name.

It's driving me so crazy.

If you have any ideas let me know please!

My groove

I put in my two weeks at work today.

It's bitter sweet because working at Pizza Plus was probably one of my 

favorite things about living in Logan.

But I am moving back to Utah county in 2.5 weeks!

I'm ridiculously excited to get into my video production program

and to live closer to my friends and family again.

Yay for happiness!

React please

So there is this girl I blog stalk a little.

Mostly because she is dating my (kind of) ex.

They're cute together and everything.

I'm not jealous because I have Jake who is 1000000000x better in my opinion. 

Duh.

But every time she mentions him I wanna be like,

"I kissed him first."

Just to see their reaction.

Sometimes I think I live for funny reactions.

Of course I'd never say that.

But if it wasn't rude I might say that.

For the reaction guys.

Also, my hairs are straight.

Let the double takes begin.

Good Morning?

What would you say if you had gotten a text from me at 4:30 am that said

"So kinda chop cheese off just to fit into the oil. All just oil :)"

Well I didn't just make that up.

(I don't think anyone could make that nonsense up)

I actually sent those exact words to the boyfriend.

I would give myself funny looks but Jake said he still loved me.

And just so you guys can get a peek at what my dreams are like,

here is a poorly photoshopped picture for you.

I am quite impressed with my half asleep spelling abilities though.

Sleep talkling?

Psh. 

Sleep texting.

Aaaaahhhhh

I kinda miss this place.

But I never know what to post.

So here is a video of a screaming sheep.

I've watched it at least 30 times.

I even made a ring tone out of it.

I love this sheep sooooo much.

Giffy

It's 5 o'clock in the morning.

And I decided to make a gif because I can't sleep.

I was watching youtube videos of Lily Allen and I almost died when I saw this.

She says, "want to see my Keira Knightley impression?"

then juts her chin out and says a bunch of words really fast.

It's kinda jumpy, but I had to share somehow.

I think I have a girl crush on her.

My Brain Hurts

Here are some ridiculous things that plague my mind every day.

1. What group of people are turned on by drag queens? Is it gay men, straight men, lesbians....? I'm not even trying to be disrespectful, if gay dudes want to dress up like girls then that is awesome. But seriously, I need to know.

2. Why do we have the letter k? And why does ph make the f sound? Why not just stick with f? Fotografy, elefant, alfabet, pedofile, those all seem to work with out the ph..

3. What happens to someones facebook/twitter/blog/social-network-whatever when they die? And what would I do if I saw them post something like 4 years after being buried? (probably pass out)

4. Was this song composed by Danny Elfman?

Fun Facts?

I've been terribly bored today.

That boredom has driven me to StumbleUpon.

And I have stumbled upon something...

something cool and gross.

A website listing random facts about life.

Here are some that are great and some that are disturbing.

-A turtle can breathe out of it's butt...ha ha, butt.

-Tears are made up of almost the same ingredients as urine...tears: the pee of your face.

-If you consume fast food on a regular basis you will swallow around 12 pubic hairs a year...how is that a thing that happens?

-A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is...my whole life is a lie!

-A woman will spend about 3500 days of her life menstruating...that's just sick.

-Facebook Addiction Disorder is officially recognized as a mental disorder by psychologists...the world we live in....

-It's impossible for a female to use both of her elbows to touch her belly button, but men can easily do it...I tried and it's because of boobs!

Okay, it's late and I told myself I'd stop at page 40.

Had to cap it somewhere.

If You Like

PIñA COLADAS!!

Now you're singing that song, huh?

Huh?

Well, I do like that particular drink so much that I have ingredients.

Namely canned pineapple, coconut coffee creamer, and ice.

Crazy stuff, I know.

I decided to make said drink but this time I added extra stuff.

It was an extra awesome drink!!

Someone gave me Ginger Ale the other day.

I only drink Ginger Ale on air planes so it's just been sittin' in my fridge.

I threw some in the blender.

Haven't decided if it was a good idea or not.

I'm not supposed to have anything with tiny seeds 

(straw, rasp, and other berries of the like) 

lest they get stuck in the cavities where my wisdom teeth used to be and cause infection.

Maybe I'm dumb, but blueberries don't have tiny seeds, right?

Well, hope not cause I put some of those in too!

In the process I dropped two berries in the freezer.

Only found one....poor little, lost blueberry.
:(

Actually, I probably am dumb because I cut my finger on the open pineapple can.

Does anyone even do that?

Apparently I do.

So here I am now enjoying a piña-ginger-blueberry-colada

with a little bandaid on my right bird finger.

Just thought it was a good story to tell.

So Indecisive

I am conforming to the world around me.

Like the rest of Utah County, this place looks like a construction zone.

I finally have Adobe CS6 installed on my laptop.

I am going to make big changes around here

and hopefully I will like the newness enough to keep it for a while.

Here is a sneak peak:

I picked the most boring word to preview.

Maybe so standards will be set at boring.

Maybe I'm just boring.

No matter the case, I am excited!

I take a picture of myself every day in Digital Media.

Vain?

Well it's an assignment.

But maybe I am.

I just really like my curls, okay?

AAAAHHHHH!

Guys.

It's Friday the 13th.

All this information can be found at wikipedia.

Just in case you're curious.

Don't die.

Vlog, Parts, and Lip Stuffs

I wanted to try a vlog. 

Mostly because of this person.

Can't decide if it is a good addition to this place.

We'll see.

I don't even know....
Tell me what you think?

Conversations of my Life

Me: Hey dude, it's your turn! (Draw Something)
Jc: My iPod is upstairs. It sounds hard to go get it right now.
Me: Use your telepathy. Duh.
Jc: Yeah, I haven't quite mastered that yet. I'll float you over some cake or something when I do.
Me: Oh! Or right as I'm about to sit down just pull out my chair. That would be funny.
Jc: That's too mean and it takes a certain amount of comedic timing that I don't have.
Me: Crap. The only funny things would have to be semi mean.
Jc: That's a useless power when it comes to comedy at least.
Me: Bummer, it'd still be pretty cool though
Jc: Yeah, but I'd rather have the ability to shoot lasers from my mouth.
Me: From your mouth? So basically you want the power of laser puke?
Jc: No, more like laser breath. Like a dragon but with lasers.
Me: What about kissing??
Jc: That's easy. Everyone knows that laser breath tastes like Listerine.
Me: Ya I guess. Zaps all the plaque away. Still gross.
Jc: It gleans up those dirty woman mouths as I kiss um.
Me: I don't know what power I would want, there are too many to pick from.
Jc: You can steal mine if you want.
Me: Tempting. The world can only handle one laser mouth person I think.
Jc: It could lose its luster if everyone had it.
Me: So I'll let you keep that one for yourself. As much as I want it.
Jc: Thanks for your consideration.

We're just...really awkward.

And by awkward I mean awesome.

Realization

I have realized that I'm not a very good blogger.

How many times have I said that I will get better?

Umm too many.

I only have skills in the blog STALKING area.

Pooh.

Wehlp, at least everyone else is awesome at it.

BLOGGING
never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few

^^Holy crap, I am insignificant^^

S-W-C List

Here is a list of things I Shoulda Woulda Coulda done today...but just didn't.

1. Cleaned my room.
2. Gone running.
3. Exercised at all for that matter...
4. Written a dang 8 page research paper. I will be up all night. Thank you laziness.
5. Watched the Dick Van Dyke show or Ever After or both, maybe.
6. Cleaned my bathroom.
7. Done some crafty craft where I get my craft on.
8. Gone to work. AKA put money in the bank for a rainy day. Which would be nice cuz it's awful rainy lately.
9. Whipped out some mad dance moves.
10. Made a good lunch instead of fundip and Vanilla Rooibos tea (which is quite good by the way).

Welcome to my life.

I think there are wayyy to many items on the S-W-C list.

Also, I'm blogging right now...

and not doing things on the list.

That's why it's a DOUBLE faceplam.

I Declare This LIST WEEK!

I just decided that it's gonna be list week.

For a few reasons:

1. I made a list yesterday, might as well continue.

2. Sometimes a girl's gotta be organized and make lists. Mostly so I can cross stuff off and feel accomplished/good about myself.

3. It's the last week of school so I shall make lists of my summer plans!

4. Lists just look so nice and prepared and NICE.

5. They're real easy and simple, you know? I like easy stuff...

6. Ever since I googled Bizarre Holidays and came across this, I've kinda always wanted to have my own weekly event.

7. This is a list ^^ so clearly I'mma make it list week.

Happy List Week from me to you!!

Make some lists.

Cross off some stuff.

Go crazy.

It's satisfying.

Great Day

It's a great day to:

1. Sleep in til 10:34.

2. Have a breakfast of scones & honeybutter at Oma's house.

3. Watch The Breakfast club after breakfast is in your belly.

4. Scrub the snot outta your tub just so you can have a nice, clean, relaxing soak later on.

5. Dance around your room with the door halfway open, preferably to disco songs.

(unofficial 6) Not wear a bra.

6. Open the window when the sun finally decides to come out from behind the clouds.

7. Blog stalk some people...

8. Play the ukulele or any instrument for that matter.

9. Have some cake and NOT feel guilty.

10. Just smile. Smile at the little things like grass, glitter, and strawberry seeds.

Also, smile at the invisible things like wind, love, and the force. 

Especially the force.

11. Love some people. 

Once you have learned to love, you will have learned to live.

Cleaning Lady

I super cleaned my room today!

I love knowing that everything is put away and mostly organized.

While I was crawling around cleaning the floor,

I decided to peek under my bed.

I found:

Four Bobbie Pins

Three (mismatched) Earrings

A Safety Pin

A Pair of Shoes

And some Dust Bunnies (:

What's under your bed?

Drink Cactus Juice...It'll Quench Ya!

I stayed up past one last night watching Avatar: The Last Airbender with Josh.

I'm kinda in love with it now.

Thank you Netflix instant que!