Smush

I'm terribly in love with this mashup.

Thinking of you

Jake let me take pictures with him.

Guys, this never happens.

Ever.

I was pretty stoked.

They are on my ipod so terrible quality.

But I will love them forever!

Also, this song has been stuck in my head for two days.

I love it.

React please

So there is this girl I blog stalk a little.

Mostly because she is dating my (kind of) ex.

They're cute together and everything.

I'm not jealous because I have Jake who is 1000000000x better in my opinion. 

Duh.

But every time she mentions him I wanna be like,

"I kissed him first."

Just to see their reaction.

Sometimes I think I live for funny reactions.

Of course I'd never say that.

But if it wasn't rude I might say that.

For the reaction guys.

Also, my hairs are straight.

Let the double takes begin.

Good Morning?

What would you say if you had gotten a text from me at 4:30 am that said

"So kinda chop cheese off just to fit into the oil. All just oil :)"

Well I didn't just make that up.

(I don't think anyone could make that nonsense up)

I actually sent those exact words to the boyfriend.

I would give myself funny looks but Jake said he still loved me.

And just so you guys can get a peek at what my dreams are like,

here is a poorly photoshopped picture for you.

I am quite impressed with my half asleep spelling abilities though.

Sleep talkling?

Psh. 

Sleep texting.

Got some beef

I'm just going to complain.

I went home to PG this weekend.
       Came back to find all but a gulp of my almond milk gone.
Before I left I told my roommate she could use my milk if she needed (I bought almond and cow milk last time I went to the store).
       I just watched her put her mouth on my carton and drink.

NOT WHAT I MEANT!

I went to buy a parking pass and they were "out" of the ones for my building so I now get to park across the highway for the whole year. 

      It's mostly inconvenient.

I swept and vacuumed the whole apartment on Friday.

      Wait, did I do those things? 

Doesn't seem like it...

I forgot all my cutest bras at home.

      This is sad because fancy bras can make or break a day sometimes.

There are days that I want to live by myself.

But mostly with my tidy, loving, awesome family.

I miss those guys.

      

Plop

I have been in Logan for three days and two nights now.

Going on three days and three nights!

Aweee yeah.

Here are some college things I have figured out since Sunday:

1. Brand new towels are liable to leave blue fuzzies on my dried off body.

2. Noodles expand and when the box says 1/2 a cup it might be serious.

3. I am quickly finding out which shoes I like to walk in.

4. Having a telly with TLC might kill me because I love almost every show on that station.

5. I will drink water if I can reach it.

6. I have to pee.

7. My bottom bunk is actually quite cozy. Every time I lay down there I feel like a cuddle.

8. I feel like Buddy the elf when I take showers in my apartment that was built in 1892 or something.

I'm a college person!

Giffy

It's 5 o'clock in the morning.

And I decided to make a gif because I can't sleep.

I was watching youtube videos of Lily Allen and I almost died when I saw this.

She says, "want to see my Keira Knightley impression?"

then juts her chin out and says a bunch of words really fast.

It's kinda jumpy, but I had to share somehow.

I think I have a girl crush on her.

Fun Facts?

I've been terribly bored today.

That boredom has driven me to StumbleUpon.

And I have stumbled upon something...

something cool and gross.

A website listing random facts about life.

Here are some that are great and some that are disturbing.

-A turtle can breathe out of it's butt...ha ha, butt.

-Tears are made up of almost the same ingredients as urine...tears: the pee of your face.

-If you consume fast food on a regular basis you will swallow around 12 pubic hairs a year...how is that a thing that happens?

-A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is...my whole life is a lie!

-A woman will spend about 3500 days of her life menstruating...that's just sick.

-Facebook Addiction Disorder is officially recognized as a mental disorder by psychologists...the world we live in....

-It's impossible for a female to use both of her elbows to touch her belly button, but men can easily do it...I tried and it's because of boobs!

Okay, it's late and I told myself I'd stop at page 40.

Had to cap it somewhere.

If You Like

PIñA COLADAS!!

Now you're singing that song, huh?

Huh?

Well, I do like that particular drink so much that I have ingredients.

Namely canned pineapple, coconut coffee creamer, and ice.

Crazy stuff, I know.

I decided to make said drink but this time I added extra stuff.

It was an extra awesome drink!!

Someone gave me Ginger Ale the other day.

I only drink Ginger Ale on air planes so it's just been sittin' in my fridge.

I threw some in the blender.

Haven't decided if it was a good idea or not.

I'm not supposed to have anything with tiny seeds 

(straw, rasp, and other berries of the like) 

lest they get stuck in the cavities where my wisdom teeth used to be and cause infection.

Maybe I'm dumb, but blueberries don't have tiny seeds, right?

Well, hope not cause I put some of those in too!

In the process I dropped two berries in the freezer.

Only found one....poor little, lost blueberry.
:(

Actually, I probably am dumb because I cut my finger on the open pineapple can.

Does anyone even do that?

Apparently I do.

So here I am now enjoying a piña-ginger-blueberry-colada

with a little bandaid on my right bird finger.

Just thought it was a good story to tell.

Cut a Cow in Half

I just watched A Town Called Panic.

It was super weird and super Belgian.

I'm a fan of stop motion though so I gave it a try.

If you have Netflix I'd recommend it.

Just so you can experience something new because new things are exciting.

Tootsies and Some Wasps

I took a practice AP Calculus test today.

It was 4 hours long.

Let's just say I was drained when I got home.

What did I hear when I got home?

Anika yelling "Katie! Katie! Guess what I brought you!!"

And I said what and she gave me two blue tootsie rolls.

I am in love with those things and they are precious.

Anika knows this about me and saved her only two from school today.

I dare say she is the best little sister ever

She also destroyed a huge wasps nest by herself with only a broom.

I seriously love this kid with all my heart.

Objects Can Lie

This morning I woke up at 6:30

and was actually going to be on time to my 7 o'clock history class.

I turned on my phone and ipod,

looked at the screens,

and saw before me two clocks reading 5:52 am.

My alarm clock lied to me.

Who knows how or why it happened,

but my alarm was set an hour early.

I was completely ready for school.

Hair done.

Makeup on.

Dressed.

Am I supposed to just go back to sleep?

Well, I tried.

The result was a weird, half asleep dream.

It looked like this:

My sleep has been taken from me.

Not happy about this.