Smiles

I can't even express how much I love children right now.

They are so enthusiastic and cute.

It just makes me happy.

P.S. I've watched the little girl in the first video say "oh my goodness" probably 30 times and I melt every time. Little kids, man.

This is my life

Story time.

So I had just gotten into the shower. Just gotten my whole body and head of hair wet, when the fire alarm went off. I live on campus and they have this rule that the whole building needs to evacuate in the case of a fire, or in the case of idiot boys on the third floor. I quickly decided that I did not want to go outside soaking wet so I turned off the water and was on my way to turning off the bathroom lights when there was a knock on the door. The building RA had gotten to our room really fast and caught me. She told me I needed to come outside like everyone else. I moaned a little bit, squeezed some water out of my hair, grabbed my towel, and reluctantly followed her into the cold. We were one of the last ones out and I heard a little gasp among the crowd as I walked toward them. Then my annoying roommate chimed in exclaiming, "Haha OMG she's in her towel!! Lololol." (That's how she sounds in my mind). So there I stood for like 8 minutes with a bunch of strangers. My hair was dripping and by the time we were let back in you could tell where I had been standing thanks to a little puddle. It wasn't terrible, I didn't feel awkward or anything, my ears were just so cold! And I wanted to smack a couple people that were whining about the chilling wind.

So there ya go.
An other exciting day in the life of Katie.
Jealous?

Goats

Goats are way weird.

But they make me laugh.

Nononono

November.

I can't believe it's November!

In celebration, here are somethings from Pinterest that I love.

I laughed way too hard at this for way too long

This is not even a joke.

This is how I feel about that fact that it's almost socially acceptable to play Christmas music.

This is probably the cutest Christmas decoration ever.

I'm so doing it on November 23rd.

Sail

This video has my roommates and I rollin'

Good Morning?

What would you say if you had gotten a text from me at 4:30 am that said

"So kinda chop cheese off just to fit into the oil. All just oil :)"

Well I didn't just make that up.

(I don't think anyone could make that nonsense up)

I actually sent those exact words to the boyfriend.

I would give myself funny looks but Jake said he still loved me.

And just so you guys can get a peek at what my dreams are like,

here is a poorly photoshopped picture for you.

I am quite impressed with my half asleep spelling abilities though.

Sleep talkling?

Psh. 

Sleep texting.

Also

Pick me!!

If I was that girl in the pink shirt I would act exactly the same way.

Liam Neeson....

Almost naked Liam Neeson...

I'm sweating.

Conversations of my life

I work at a place called Pizza Plus.

Today an old man came into the store to pick up his medium pizza.

This is how our conversation went.

**OM stands for old man**

OM: I'm here to pick up my pizza young lady.

Me: Okay, what's your name sir?

OM: Well it's the pizza waiting for me. I'm the only person here!

Me: Ohh kay. *grabs pizza out of the warmer* Is this it?

OM: *slams check on counter* It sure it. Was that so hard? I also want a drink. 

**he didn't order a drink so I proceeded to go into the computer and change his total**

OM: Now you don't need to go into the computer for that. I did it in my head and that is enough for a drink. I'm pretty fast huh? Don't need a damn computer. And here's a tip for you! *hands me a quarter*

Me: Oh thanks! Yeah you're right and smarter than a computer. *hands him his cup, start to walk away*

OM: Have you seen all the damn gunk in this valley today?

Me: Well I haven't been outside for a couple of hours. Is it bad?

OM: You need to go out the door and see all the gunk. Yes, go out that door and see for yourself!

Me: *proceed to be confused and look outside* Wow that is bad...yuck.

OM: So where do you live?

Me: I live in Logan but I'm originally from Pleasant Grove.

OM: Well you need to move here! There are some crazy people in Logan and especially PG.

Me: But I like it there...

OM: No. No no. Just get out of there as fast as you can.

Me: Okay, we'll see.

OM: What are you thinking about studying?

Me: Psychology. It sounds fun.

OM: You don't want to do that! There are already enough damn crazy people in this world we don't need to look into their heads. I taught a construction class at Bridgerland for 18 years and do you know what I would say to my students every day? If you have this *points to head* up this *points to butt* then there's to door. And you know what? I have 6 students that are worth 20 million dollars.

Me: That is so good for them. But I still think psychology sounds interesting.

**a girl walks into the store to order bread sticks**

OM: *to the girl* Do you know what this lady wants to go into? Psychology! But you know that knowledge isn't going to be useful in the next life. We're all going to have celestial minds and we're not gonna need anyone to analyze our heads! Damn crazy people. Why would you want to do that!

Me:......yeah...I've got to go make some pizzas so enjoy your dinner! *thinking to myself runrunrunrun*

It was great.

The funny thing is that he came in last week and we had almost the exact same conversation.

Right down to the damn crazy people.

Great fun.

Great, great fun.

Aaaaahhhhh

I kinda miss this place.

But I never know what to post.

So here is a video of a screaming sheep.

I've watched it at least 30 times.

I even made a ring tone out of it.

I love this sheep sooooo much.

Giffy

It's 5 o'clock in the morning.

And I decided to make a gif because I can't sleep.

I was watching youtube videos of Lily Allen and I almost died when I saw this.

She says, "want to see my Keira Knightley impression?"

then juts her chin out and says a bunch of words really fast.

It's kinda jumpy, but I had to share somehow.

I think I have a girl crush on her.

Happiness and Tingles

I can't even stand how much I love looking at old pictures of my life.

Cousins

So into this football game

Without a doubt the best family ever

My mom is stunning and I want her whole outfit

Dogman

I think I'm dying of laughter and happiness.

It kinda reminds me of Muppets but real life.

People are awesome.