React please

So there is this girl I blog stalk a little.

Mostly because she is dating my (kind of) ex.

They're cute together and everything.

I'm not jealous because I have Jake who is 1000000000x better in my opinion. 

Duh.

But every time she mentions him I wanna be like,

"I kissed him first."

Just to see their reaction.

Sometimes I think I live for funny reactions.

Of course I'd never say that.

But if it wasn't rude I might say that.

For the reaction guys.

Also, my hairs are straight.

Let the double takes begin.

Heeee Hawwww

I watched all these Disney shorts as a kid.

In fact, I just watched them again and smiled all the way through.

Donald makes everything sound like a donkey and makes me laugh.

If I had to pick I'd probably go with Kingdom of Jazz.

They's the bee's knee's.

I always wanted a cork gun because of this.

It is on a VHS of course.

Is it dumb that I still love watching my video tapes?

Jake thinks I need to upgrade.

But I still browse the VHS section at DI and get excited when I find one of my childhood favorites.

Anyone else stuck in the past?

VHS? CD's? Scrunchies? That's So Raven? Game Boys? Overalls?

Please don't say overalls.