React please

So there is this girl I blog stalk a little.

Mostly because she is dating my (kind of) ex.

They're cute together and everything.

I'm not jealous because I have Jake who is 1000000000x better in my opinion. 

Duh.

But every time she mentions him I wanna be like,

"I kissed him first."

Just to see their reaction.

Sometimes I think I live for funny reactions.

Of course I'd never say that.

But if it wasn't rude I might say that.

For the reaction guys.

Also, my hairs are straight.

Let the double takes begin.

Pick me!!

If I was that girl in the pink shirt I would act exactly the same way.

Liam Neeson....

Almost naked Liam Neeson...

I'm sweating.

NBD

So, apparently someone decided that today is

National Boyfriend Day.

OH  GOODIE!!
This means that I am going to post about my boyfriend!

This is the first picture that was ever taken of us.

This is the latest picture of us.

A few things I have learned over the past 15 months we have been together...

...I don't like my hair dyed blond.

...I can get really weird if I feel totally comfortable around you.

...If you're with a person for long enough, 

they won't care if you don't shave your legs for weeks at a time.

...Some guys don't ever, EVER wear shorts.

Jake is this guy.

...The saying "the way to get to a mans heart is through is stomach" may not be entirely true,

but everyone likes food so it doesn't hurt.

...Holding hands is one of life's simple pleasures.

...I am crazy for Jake.

So even though it's most likely a fake thing

(I saw someones tweet about it so that makes it totally legitimate)

here's a shout out for my ma boii.

P.S. Just realized that NBD commonly stands for No Big Deal.

Sr. Prom

Thanks, Andrew, for taking me to prom!

I had oodles of fun.

I really love that my lipstick is the same color as my shoes and the rose.

Perfectly unplanned.

Conversations of my Life

Me: Hey dude, it's your turn! (Draw Something)
Jc: My iPod is upstairs. It sounds hard to go get it right now.
Me: Use your telepathy. Duh.
Jc: Yeah, I haven't quite mastered that yet. I'll float you over some cake or something when I do.
Me: Oh! Or right as I'm about to sit down just pull out my chair. That would be funny.
Jc: That's too mean and it takes a certain amount of comedic timing that I don't have.
Me: Crap. The only funny things would have to be semi mean.
Jc: That's a useless power when it comes to comedy at least.
Me: Bummer, it'd still be pretty cool though
Jc: Yeah, but I'd rather have the ability to shoot lasers from my mouth.
Me: From your mouth? So basically you want the power of laser puke?
Jc: No, more like laser breath. Like a dragon but with lasers.
Me: What about kissing??
Jc: That's easy. Everyone knows that laser breath tastes like Listerine.
Me: Ya I guess. Zaps all the plaque away. Still gross.
Jc: It gleans up those dirty woman mouths as I kiss um.
Me: I don't know what power I would want, there are too many to pick from.
Jc: You can steal mine if you want.
Me: Tempting. The world can only handle one laser mouth person I think.
Jc: It could lose its luster if everyone had it.
Me: So I'll let you keep that one for yourself. As much as I want it.
Jc: Thanks for your consideration.

We're just...really awkward.

And by awkward I mean awesome.

In Love

Jc took me to a show last night at the Velour.
Isaac Russell vs. Joshua James.
It is safe to say that I am in love with Isaac and his music.

He's the hottest.
His voice is the hottest.
His guitar skills are the hottest.

We're facebook friends.
It's no a big deal.

Boys Boys Boys

"Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid."

Probably the truest words I will ever read.

Uhhhhhhhgg