Me: Hey dude, it's your turn! (Draw Something) Jc: My iPod is upstairs. It sounds hard to go get it right now. Me: Use your telepathy. Duh. Jc: Yeah, I haven't quite mastered that yet. I'll float you over some cake or something when I do. Me: Oh! Or right as I'm about to sit down just pull out my chair. That would be funny. Jc: That's too mean and it takes a certain amount of comedic timing that I don't have. Me: Crap. The only funny things would have to be semi mean. Jc: That's a useless power when it comes to comedy at least. Me: Bummer, it'd still be pretty cool though Jc: Yeah, but I'd rather have the ability to shoot lasers from my mouth. Me: From your mouth? So basically you want the power of laser puke? Jc: No, more like laser breath. Like a dragon but with lasers. Me: What about kissing?? Jc: That's easy. Everyone knows that laser breath tastes like Listerine. Me: Ya I guess. Zaps all the plaque away. Still gross. Jc: It gleans up those dirty woman mouths as I kiss um. Me: I don't know what power I would want, there are too many to pick from. Jc: You can steal mine if you want. Me: Tempting. The world can only handle one laser mouth person I think. Jc: It could lose its luster if everyone had it. Me: So I'll let you keep that one for yourself. As much as I want it. Jc: Thanks for your consideration.