Monday, July 30, 2012

Friday, July 27, 2012

My Brain Hurts

Here are some ridiculous things that plague my mind every day.

1. What group of people are turned on by drag queens? Is it gay men, straight men, lesbians....? I'm not even trying to be disrespectful, if gay dudes want to dress up like girls then that is awesome. But seriously, I need to know.

2. Why do we have the letter k? And why does ph make the f sound? Why not just stick with f? Fotografy, elefant, alfabet, pedofile, those all seem to work with out the ph..

3. What happens to someones facebook/twitter/blog/social-network-whatever when they die? And what would I do if I saw them post something like 4 years after being buried? (probably pass out)

4. Was this song composed by Danny Elfman?

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Smiles

Things that are making me happy this week:

  • Getting off the wait list and into a much wanted Japanese class.
  • Finding a bottle of yummy barbecue sauce that makes chicken nuggets worth the calories.
  • Having a sleepover with my favorite cousin.
  • The great art of cinema.
  • Being able to adequately and painlessly chew after 1.5 weeks of liquids and wincing.
  • Beautiful people.


  • Dinner with my boyfriend.
  • Neighborhood BBQ's that end with fireworks and giggling kids.
  • My family. Every day.
  • Watching drag queen shows with my momma.
  • Pinterest. Really can't get enough of that place.
  • Black and white pictures. 

Monday, July 23, 2012

Watery Eyes

College is less than a month away.
Why am I all of a sudden so, so nervous?
I've never been so far away from my family.
I've never known hardly anyone.

At the same time, I've never been so excited.

Let's just say when August 18th comes,
I'm probably gonna cry.

Friday, July 20, 2012

The Darkest Night

My heart  breaks and goes out to the families of those killed and injured at the 
midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises in Colorado.

I'm so sad.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Fun Facts?

I've been terribly bored today.
That boredom has driven me to StumbleUpon.
And I have stumbled upon something...
something cool and gross.
A website listing random facts about life.

Here are some that are great and some that are disturbing.
-A turtle can breathe out of it's butt...ha ha, butt.
-Tears are made up of almost the same ingredients as urine...tears: the pee of your face.
-If you consume fast food on a regular basis you will swallow around 12 pubic hairs a year...how is that a thing that happens?
-A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is...my whole life is a lie!
-A woman will spend about 3500 days of her life menstruating...that's just sick.
-Facebook Addiction Disorder is officially recognized as a mental disorder by psychologists...the world we live in....
-It's impossible for a female to use both of her elbows to touch her belly button, but men can easily do it...I tried and it's because of boobs!
Okay, it's late and I told myself I'd stop at page 40.
Had to cap it somewhere.

If You Like

PIñA COLADAS!!
Now you're singing that song, huh?
Huh?
Well, I do like that particular drink so much that I have ingredients.
Namely canned pineapple, coconut coffee creamer, and ice.
Crazy stuff, I know.
I decided to make said drink but this time I added extra stuff.
It was an extra awesome drink!!

Someone gave me Ginger Ale the other day.
I only drink Ginger Ale on air planes so it's just been sittin' in my fridge.
I threw some in the blender.
Haven't decided if it was a good idea or not.

I'm not supposed to have anything with tiny seeds 
(straw, rasp, and other berries of the like) 
lest they get stuck in the cavities where my wisdom teeth used to be and cause infection.
Maybe I'm dumb, but blueberries don't have tiny seeds, right?
Well, hope not cause I put some of those in too!
In the process I dropped two berries in the freezer.
Only found one....poor little, lost blueberry.
:(

Actually, I probably am dumb because I cut my finger on the open pineapple can.
Does anyone even do that?
Apparently I do.

So here I am now enjoying a piña-ginger-blueberry-colada
with a little bandaid on my right bird finger.
Just thought it was a good story to tell.

Again

I changed the name of my blog AGAIN.
But I really like this one and think I'll stick with it.

Cool thing #1.
A month from today I will be moving into my new apartment.
I am so soo sososo sooOOOO excited!

Cool thing #2.
Don't even know how many times I've listened to this.

Cool thing #3.
This was my very fattest face:
This is my face now:
I'd say there's an improvement!

Monday, July 16, 2012

So Indecisive

I am conforming to the world around me.
Like the rest of Utah County, this place looks like a construction zone.
I finally have Adobe CS6 installed on my laptop.
I am going to make big changes around here
and hopefully I will like the newness enough to keep it for a while.
Here is a sneak peak:
I picked the most boring word to preview.
Maybe so standards will be set at boring.
Maybe I'm just boring.
No matter the case, I am excited!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

I'm Choking!

Yesterday I has my wisdom teeth removed.
Being under anesthesia is quite the experience.
I don't remember a single thing.
Luckily for all of us my sister recorded the car ride home.
I'm not hilarious but still pretty funny.
If you ask my anyway.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Cut a Cow in Half

I just watched A Town Called Panic.
It was super weird and super Belgian.
I'm a fan of stop motion though so I gave it a try.
If you have Netflix I'd recommend it.
Just so you can experience something new because new things are exciting.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Best Friends

This chick is a ten year old.
But she's definitely my best friend.
I tell her all my secrets.
We talk about boys and clothes and life.


I also think she should be a model.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Click Click Money

All I want to do is shop right now.
Unfortunately, I'm stuck at home with no vehicle.
Quick (kinda) fix?
Online window shopping.
here
Since I like to try stuff on first this is just pretend.
here
Pretty clothes make my heart feel better though.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Totally Buggin

Here are some truths for ya.
  • I don't like this place. It's just not designed well. So that makes me post less.
  • I am getting the whole Adobe CS5 installed on my laptop very soon. Better believe I'll be changing things.
  • This is my 100th post. Big day? I'm neutral about it.
  • I watched Clueless yesterday and was laughing the whole time. Gem of the 90's.
  • I have been talking to my roommates-to-be this coming fall semester and am very anxious so get to school. I already know it is going to be a blast.
  • I painted my nails on Sunday. They turned out much better than expected and that made me happy and proud.
  • Yesterday I was a loser and checked facebook and instagram way too many times.
  • I kinda miss the beach.