It was about him reading my blog.
I did NOT want him anywhere near here which is silly because he
is the last person I should be embarrassed around.
But he realllllllly wanted to read it and I realllllllly did not want him to.
Turns out I'm pretty abusive when I don't get my way.
I poked him vigorously, almost strangled him (gentle chokes), squeezed his face, etc.
And now that he has left I feel really bad that I was so mean.
But to be fair he said he wouldn't kiss me until I let him read it.
That is a bacrillion times worse than not reading a stupid blog
I was completely justified, right?
So what do I do?
Go and Facebook him my blog link!
No going back now.
He has this strange ability to make me feel bad for being mean.