Monday, October 29, 2012

Thinking of you

Jake let me take pictures with him.
Guys, this never happens.
I was pretty stoked.
They are on my ipod so terrible quality.
But I will love them forever!

Also, this song has been stuck in my head for two days.
I love it.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

React please

So there is this girl I blog stalk a little.
Mostly because she is dating my (kind of) ex.
They're cute together and everything.
I'm not jealous because I have Jake who is 1000000000x better in my opinion. 
But every time she mentions him I wanna be like,
"I kissed him first."
Just to see their reaction.
Sometimes I think I live for funny reactions.

Of course I'd never say that.
But if it wasn't rude I might say that.
For the reaction guys.

Also, my hairs are straight.
Let the double takes begin.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Not Complaining

I was going to make a list of things that are good in the previous post since all I did was whine but I thought it should just be a new post.
There are positive things in my life people.
1. I have decided on a major! I'm an International Studies girl.
I'm really excited about this because now I feel like I have a purpose up here. 
And one of the classes I'm taking now counts toward it though I didn't know what I would be doing when I signed up for it. 
That was a nice, happy surprise.
2. My bridesmaid dress for the wedding is really pretty.
It's fun to feel exceptionally pretty every once in a while.
3. My bed is wayy too comfortable.
4. I get to be with all my favorite people for the majority of this week. 
That never happens.
5. Jake stares at me while we watch movies with love in his eyes then kisses my cheek.
It's probably the cutest thing ever.
6. I had sushi on Friday and it was magical. Magically delicious.
7. I have the best mom in the world.

I guess my complains and non-complains even out.
Life is pretty great.
One can always find things to be happy about.


My brother is getting married this week!
And do you know what?
I get to be in Pleasant Grove for almost 5 whole days.
I'm super happy because it's starting to suck up here.
1. I'm thinking that my roommate steals my clothes when I'm gone.
2. Also thinking that she had sex on my bed this weekend.
3. Alsoo thinking that she steals my favorite pomegranate chocolates from Costco.
4. Someone used the rest of my coconut coffee creamer that I use for pina coladas.
These people don't even drink coffee.
5. It's getting cold. And it's getting cold in PG too but at least I have a fire place there.
6. I don't have a fire place.
7. I miss my family and my boyfriend and Shalla.
The End.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Good Morning?

What would you say if you had gotten a text from me at 4:30 am that said
"So kinda chop cheese off just to fit into the oil. All just oil :)"
Well I didn't just make that up.
(I don't think anyone could make that nonsense up)
I actually sent those exact words to the boyfriend.
I would give myself funny looks but Jake said he still loved me.

And just so you guys can get a peek at what my dreams are like,
here is a poorly photoshopped picture for you.

I am quite impressed with my half asleep spelling abilities though.
Sleep talkling?
Sleep texting.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Heeee Hawwww

I watched all these Disney shorts as a kid.
In fact, I just watched them again and smiled all the way through.

Donald makes everything sound like a donkey and makes me laugh.

If I had to pick I'd probably go with Kingdom of Jazz.
They's the bee's knee's.

I always wanted a cork gun because of this.

It is on a VHS of course.
Is it dumb that I still love watching my video tapes?
Jake thinks I need to upgrade.
But I still browse the VHS section at DI and get excited when I find one of my childhood favorites.
Anyone else stuck in the past?
VHS? CD's? Scrunchies? That's So Raven? Game Boys? Overalls?
Please don't say overalls.

Thursday, October 4, 2012


Pick me!!

If I was that girl in the pink shirt I would act exactly the same way.
Liam Neeson....
Almost naked Liam Neeson...
I'm sweating.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012


So, apparently someone decided that today is
National Boyfriend Day.
This means that I am going to post about my boyfriend!

This is the first picture that was ever taken of us.

This is the latest picture of us.

A few things I have learned over the past 15 months we have been together...
...I don't like my hair dyed blond.
...I can get really weird if I feel totally comfortable around you.
...If you're with a person for long enough, 
they won't care if you don't shave your legs for weeks at a time.
...Some guys don't ever, EVER wear shorts.
Jake is this guy.
...The saying "the way to get to a mans heart is through is stomach" may not be entirely true,
but everyone likes food so it doesn't hurt.
...Holding hands is one of life's simple pleasures.
...I am crazy for Jake.

So even though it's most likely a fake thing
(I saw someones tweet about it so that makes it totally legitimate)
here's a shout out for my ma boii.

P.S. Just realized that NBD commonly stands for No Big Deal.